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Happy Darwin Day!!

Hi there!

Ganked from the lovely Skepchicks:

The Catholic Church is a tyrannical organization that attempts to subvert and brainwash its parishioners! First they kill a bunch of people in the Crusades, THEN they burn a bunch of people in the Spanish Inquisition (Which no one expects) and turn a blind eye to the atrocities of the Holocaust. But this time, oh yes THIS TIME, they have gone TOO FAR!!

Now they're actually coming around and supporting the ideas of THE DIABOLICAL HERETIC WHO DENIES THE LITERAL TRUTH OF THE GENESIS STORY AND THREATENS TO DESTROY THE MORAL WELL-BEING OF OUR CHILDREN!"


Those rascally Catholics! [shakes fist] :P


In less sarcastic Catholic news: Plenary Indulgences back by Popular Demand!" Better get your hammers ready, Lutherans! :P

Comments

wurmwyd
Feb. 12th, 2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
Hi there!

I ... I think I can manage. I'll just keep praying to Sagan, Dawkins, and Darw...

WAIT! You guys actually accept Darwin now! Does that make him a Catholic figure? If I pray to Darwin does it make me a Catholic? Do I have to go to Church, eat Jesus, and stop thinking impure thoughts now?? [frets] This might be more than I can bear! :(

Can I just pray to userinfochucklebug?? She's really the only one that I have any degree of faith in. I have absolute faith in her and everything she does. She's my Goddess. Can I be a Chucklebic?? :)

sasha_bee
Feb. 12th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
it's a free country - you can worship whomever you want :-P